College Life Quotes,Quotes About College Life,College Life Quotes And Sayings

Quotes About College Life
1. A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Robert Ingersoll

2. Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them."
George Lorimer

3. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
Author Unknown

4. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

5. Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughn

6. The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." - Bill Austin

  
College Life Quotes And Sayings
 7. Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Will Rogers

8. A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton

9. College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Elbert Hubbard

10. I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
- Agnes DeMille (Dance to the Piper)

11. The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.
Nevin Fenneman

12. A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
- Leonard L. Levinso